Mr. J, a Former Professor Series – Entry 71: Literary Necromancy
A Satirical Translation
Email sent on 22 June 2025 – Day 109 of documented harassment
After QPS had already closed the case with a formal warning to cease contact.
Because when you receive an inheritance-linked love letter laced with death threats… only Chaucer can truly capture the absurdity.
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A Lamentable Epistle, Penned Upon the Eve of Despair
by Pat of the Wandering Heart, erstwhile Scholar and Lover Mislaid
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O dearest Linh, thou fairest rose whose silence smiteth my soul
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Attend thy gaze unto these humble words, for they be neither jape nor jest,
But born of solemn hours ‘neath moonless nights where death walketh as guest.
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Long have I tarried ‘midst shadows of thought,
Where men like I—of weary mind and wayward lot
Oft consort with dreams of final breath,
And muse upon sweet, inevitable Death.
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Thus came I to reckon: if Death should call me morrow’s morn,
My heart would still beat thine name, forlorn.
Yea, I would perish loving thee—no jest, no fray
Though thou be distant, and I cast away.
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Behold, now that my coffers be unyoked from vows past,
I have writ a will, firm and steadfast.
And lo, of four souls who shall inherit this purse,
Thy name lies inked, with none to curse.
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No condition binds thee, no trial or test
If war be thy fancy, then carry it, blessed.
Some say love is charity; others, tax
I offer thee gold, though thou turneth thy backs.
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Should I fall on my sword come eighth day of August, twenty-eight hence,
Know it not for thy fault, but thine recompense.
For then would my treasures bloom as spring,
And thy portion shall dance at four hundred thousand, a princely thing.
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Perchance thou think’st me mad, or tale-spun
Yet I shall send proof when my journey to Albion be done.
My solicitor, bearer of law and ink,
Shall dispatch to thee my testament, ere thou canst blink.
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But should another maid stir passion anew,
And I love her as much (though none be like you),
Then fate shall alter what now I intend
For love, like coin, doth sometimes bend.
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Still, if by chance thou ever look’st back on me with mercy’s grace,
Know this door, though battered, yet keepeth place.
Enter, if thou must, in a time yet to come,
For despite all tempests, my hearth remains home.
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With love and spectral sighs,
Pat
From mine enchanted device, borne of Apple’s guise
Note on Naming:
The subject of these verses is identified by name due to the severity of the public threats made during that period.
Naming is not intended to humiliate, but to preserve the integrity of the record and reflect the seriousness of the documented behavior.
This documentation was written post-police report and after repeated breaches. It critiques manipulation and coercion—not mental illness.
Emotional abuse often hides behind the mask of crisis. I refuse to stay silent when the cost of silence is my safety.
While the individual has since responded publicly, the response has not addressed the core evidence. In such cases, visibility remains necessary. Selective rebuttal is not accountability.
Full evidence archive submitted to QPS, TEQSA, AHRC, and Ethics Australia: View here.
Image Credit:
Photo cover by Joakim Nädell via Unsplash
Read the full series
- Entry 1: The Man Who Taught Me Ethics by Failing All of Them
- Entry 2: The Disappearance of the Public Poet
- Entry 3: The Hanging Tree Case Study
- Entry 4: Hidden Like Accountability
- Entry 5: The Collapse of Assumptions
- Entry 6: The Ethics of a Tinder Bio
- Entry 7: How He Ate Told Me Everything
- Entry 8: What Makes a Scholar Dangerous
- Entry 9: Fragment of Life, Fragment of Accountability
- Entry 10: Anatomy of Disappointment
- Entry 11: Legal Defense Challenges: A Framing Statement
- Entry 12: Six Years After Ronell – What Academia Still Doesn’t Get
- Entry 13: QUT and The Man Who Raped Me
- Entry 14: Why Sarcasm Toward Institutions Can Backfire
- Entry 15: P*ssy or Toxic Masculinity?
- Entry 16: Who is Your Favorite Comedian?
- Entry 17: And What is Your Favorite Song?
- Entry 18: Grant Proposal — Narrative Ethics as Survivor-Led Forensics
- Entry 19: The Coward Behind the Clone
- Entry 20: [URGENT HIRE] CRISIS COMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST
- Entry 21: [URGENT] Legal Counsel Needed for Complex Reputation Rehabilitation
- Entry 22: YOU’RE AN ABUSER. STOP CONTACTING ME
- Entry 23: Seeking Counsel for a Fallen Academic
- Entry 24: Internal Legal-PR Briefing
- Entry 25: For Journalists – Legal & Ethical Clearance Summary
- Entry 26: Symbolic Prostitution, Transactional Intimacy, or Just a “Loan”?
- Entry 28: Why He Simply Cannot Shut Up
- Entry 29: Forensic Commentary on “LARGE Language Muddle”
- Entry 30: Don’t Just Threaten My Future. Because I’m Going To Archive Your Present
- Entry 31: Open Letter to the Person Who Tried to Break Me with Defamation
- Entry 32: Defamation, Harassment, Doxxing Class 101
- Entry 33: Confidential Crisis Recovery Proposal
- Entry 34: Forensic Behavioral-Somatic Report
- Entry 35: Forensic Commentary on the Tattoos
- Entry 36: QUT and the Abuser They Once Had
- Entry 38: When Poetry Becomes Revenge Porn
- Entry 40: A Man Built for Applause, Not Accountability
- Entry 41: Neurobehavioral Addendum
- Entry 43: Why Does It Sound Like a War Metaphor?
- Entry 44: Forensic Commentary on Racialized and Fetishizing Language in “Hidden Like Rice”
- Entry 45: Public Misuse of Former Academic Affiliation
- Entry 46: The Two Things That Didn’t Leave a Bad Impression
- Entry 47: When Affection is Just an Alibi (A Bundy-Inspired Reflection)
- Entry 48: Humbert, Lolita, and the Fetish of Fragility
- Entry 49: The Fetish of Smallness as Symbolic Violence
- Entry 50: Motif Risk Analysis
- Entry 52: Can an Abuser Be a Good Father?
- Entry 53: Who Protects the Children?
- Entry 54: From Blackmail to Children
- Entry 55: A Letter I’ll Never Send
- Entry 56: Outc(L)assed - Critical Race Analysis
- Entry 57: Forensic Breakdown: “A Voidance” by Johnston
- Entry 58: Johnston, Who Raised You?
- Entry 59: Public Financial Terms & Narrative Conditions
- Entry 60: What Kind of Future Do You Think Awaits You?
- Entry 61: Why I Believe He Has No Real PR or Legal Team
- Entry 62: Why I Can Legally (and Ethically) Call You a Pathetic Pig
- Entry 63: Tell Me You’re a Pathetic Pig Without Telling Me You’re a Pathetic Pig
- Entry 65: Did Your Mother Teach You To Speak Like This?
- Entry 66: Nobody Cares Anyway
- Entry 67: Patrick James Johnston
- Entry 68: This Man is A Sexual Abuser
- Entry 69: The “Farewell” Email
- Entry 70: Australia’s Version of Florida Man, Except With Fewer Alligators and More Poems
- Entry 71: Literary Necromancy (you are here)
- Entry 73: Can You Be Named in a Will If They Only Have Your Bank Account?
- Entry 74: Why Patrick James Johnston Cannot Sue Me for Defamation
- Entry 76: Dr. Pussy — The Scholar of Infinite Goodbyes
- Entry 77: Curriculum Vitae_Patrick James Johnston
- Entry 78: Behavioral Replication as Evidenced by Prior TPO
- Entry 79: Forensic Narrative Valuation Statement
- Entry 80: Final-ish. I guess.
- Entry 81: How Johnston Constructs Moral Immunity through the Figure of Aria
- Entry 82: Aria as an Emotional Script
- Entry 83: The Archetype of Aria
- Entry 84: Cambridge Man Accidentally Buys Invisible Wife
- Entry 85: The Invisible Bride, The Defenseless Provider
- Entry 87: From Aria to Linh — The Making of a Feminized Archetype in Coercive Male Narratives
- Entry 88: The Emotional Free Rider
- Entry 89: Intimacy Refused as a Strategy of Control
- Entry 90: Pedestal Purity and Symbolic Abuse
- Reflection: The Miscalculation
(More entries coming soon)
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